Babies, Burritos, and Loneliness

When I was little, I used to sneak up to my room to see if I could catch any of my toys talking bad about me

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My mom told us if we got her an iPad for Mother’s Day, she wouldn’t care if we got tattoos. I think she immediately regretted it.

My mom told us if we got her an iPad for Mother’s Day, she wouldn’t care if we got tattoos. I think she immediately regretted it.

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The less mature ENFP may need to feel they’re the constant center of attention, to confirm their image of themselves as a wonderful and fascinating person.

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I’m going to be ranting nonstop about this Taylor Swift vs. Fey/Poehler thing for at least a week.

I’m going to be ranting nonstop about this Taylor Swift vs. Fey/Poehler thing for at least a week.

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Home cooked dinner. Fresh baked cookies. Clean apartment. This is who I am now. I’m not going to fight it. (P.S. I’m single)

Home cooked dinner. Fresh baked cookies. Clean apartment. This is who I am now. I’m not going to fight it. (P.S. I’m single)