My mom told us if we got her an iPad for Mother’s Day, she wouldn’t care if we got tattoos. I think she immediately regretted it.
Babies, Burritos, and Loneliness
When I was little, I used to sneak up to my room to see if I could catch any of my toys talking bad about me
The less mature ENFP may need to feel they’re the constant center of attention, to confirm their image of themselves as a wonderful and fascinating person.
I’m going to be ranting nonstop about this Taylor Swift vs. Fey/Poehler thing for at least a week.
Stressing my mom out is kind of my specialty.
Bah, humbug.
It won’t be easy, but that can’t be an excuse not to try.
Best show ever and best DVD cover ever. If you disagree, get out of my life.
I wish money wasn’t a thing.
(Source: you-me-and-charlie-official)
Alan Zweibel’s response to the Gilda’s Club controversy
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Home cooked dinner. Fresh baked cookies. Clean apartment. This is who I am now. I’m not going to fight it. (P.S. I’m single)
