December 2011
24 posts
New Year's Resolutions 2012 Edition (If you...
I might be biting off more than I can chew this coming year, but I’ve decided to set several New Year’s resolutions, so here they are:
Expand my culinary skills past the “pasta in a box” level.
Be more interested in what other people have to say. Or get better at pretending to be more interested in what other people have to say. I blame Steve Jobs and the invention of...
You will angrily exclaim “THEY FORGOT TO GIVE US FORTUNE COOKIES!”...
– Only the most accurate fortune cookie fortune EVER
Epiphany
I’m starting to think I might not be as good at Irish Riverdance as my grandparents led me to believe after all those impromptu performances in their living room when I was a child.
First Impressions
Me: Hi, I'm Lauren!
Girl: Hi, I'm Eva.
Me: Wow, you totally look like an Eva! If you had told me to guess your name I would've been like "Sarah?" and you would've said "No," so then I would have guessed like two more names before I gave up and you would've said "It's Eva," and I would've been like "Oh wow, you totally look like an Eva!"
(Silence)