February 2012
25 posts
“You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot...”
– Elizabeth Taylor (via thepoetgame)
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via babotofu)
My Response to Star Magazine
Last week, on Facebook, I got the following random message from somebody I’ve never heard of or met before:
hey lauren! my name is jeremy and i work as a reporter for star magazine. i understand that you might have (or still now) worked for the (I’ve removed the specific name for legal purposes) hotel in beverly hills. I’m reaching out to any employees who might know if...
If you don't have anything nice to say about...
I typically like to keep things pretty lighthearted and funny here, but I feel too strongly about this not to share.
Since I’m from Orlando and just moved to LA 5 months ago, the majority of my friends on Facebook are there, where it was apparently 30 degrees today. I couldn’t help but notice my news feed had a very obvious theme this morning.
Floridians (myself included) are...
Beards, Latinas, and Vegas
Shane: We need to hang out more
Me: I know we need to hang out but I saw on Facebook you shaved your beard off so I'm waiting until it grows back. I'm kind of weird about change and have a hard time getting used to stuff.
Me: My mom got a perm when I was 6, and I cried. A lot.
Shane: I knew it. I didn't know you dug the beard so much.
Me: I mean, it's a pretty fantastic beard. If it wasn't so taboo for girls to have facial hair, I'd embrace my Latina roots way more than I do
Shane: You're one of my favorite Latinas
Me: SHUT UP! I'm one of my favorite Latinas too! Shane, we have so much in common, it's eerie. (You couldn't hear it, but in my head I rolled the 'R' in eerie)
Shane: We do, fuck it, let's go to Vegas and make mistakes
Me: Done and done. I've been making mistakes NOT in Vegas my whole life, so bringing my fuck ups to a new city doesn't scare me.
Me: "What happens in Vegas, happens everywhere else too, just with less Elvis impersonators"
Shane: You really are a dream woman
Celebrity Supercouples
In case anybody is wondering how I spend waste my time, here is a list of my favorite celebrity couples, and their nicknames:
Brangelina (Brad & Angelina)
Bennifer (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez Garner)
Oprayle (Oprah & Gayle)
MissPigmit (Miss Piggy & Kermit the Frog)
Portieneres (Portia DeRossi & Ellen Degeneres)
Maronny Osmond (Donny & Marie...