My friends could at least pretend to be amused when they come over and I make them try on every stupid hat I own. Well Excuuuuse me for not having cable or adequate social skills, you jerks.
(If you read that ‘Well, excuuuuse me’ and pictured Tobias Funke saying it, then congratulations, you’ve earned yourself an open invite to be my best friend, which entitles you to unlimited hat modeling sessions whenever you want!)
