0 notes January 4, 2012 President Cathy Me:To keep the pattern going after Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, maybe the Cathy cartoon should run for president in 2016. Jessica:Doesn't fit the pattern; I'd vote for her Me:"My stance on foreign policy is chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, aack!!" Jessica:She'd staff her entire cabinet with cats named after snack foods Me:And every year the state of the union address would be about how all the halfway decent men in this country are already taken Me:And during the election debates she'll be all sassy and say things like "I promise to lower taxes...now if only I could say the same for my weight...AACK!" (and we'll see those visible sweat droplets flying off her head) Jessica:Her stance on immigration would just be, "Are they single?" Me:"Ugh. Why does North Korea always have to be such a Miranda?" Jessica:"We have to acknowledge the Bible Belt; it barely fits anymore!" Me:"I'll pardon this turkey...but only if it pardons me from cheating on my diet" Me:"The need for healthcare reform in this country is almost as big as my thighs!" Me:And finally, as she sits at her desk in the oval office, which is now decorated with cat wall paper and littered with chocolate wrappers, Cathy will be hugging a box of tissues and crying as she exclaims, "I CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT TODAY, I'M ON MY PERIOD! AAAAACK!!"
