In case anybody is wondering how I spend waste my time, here is a list of my favorite celebrity couples, and their nicknames:

Brangelina (Brad & Angelina)

Bennifer (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez Garner)

Oprayle (Oprah & Gayle)

MissPigmit (Miss Piggy & Kermit the Frog)

Portieneres (Portia DeRossi & Ellen Degeneres) 

Maronny Osmond (Donny & Marie Osmond…they’re dating, right?)

Abdulotics (Paula Abdul & Narcotics)

Obampter (Barack Obama & His Teleprompter)

Markberg (Mark Wahlberg & Mark Wahlberg)

TaylorSwiferbody (Taylor Swift & Everybody)

Donsense (Donald Trump & Nonsense)

Blackdashian (Black Guys & The Kardashians)

Gaglicity (Lady Gaga & Publicity)

Melanythingbutjewson (Mel Gibson & Anything but Jews)

Stevec Marldwin (Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin)

Leamishelsilverstein (Lea Michele & Children’s Poet, Shel Silverstein)

Mylanta (Miley Cyrus & The City of Atlanta, not to be confused with the antacid)

Rihannabal (Rihanna & Hannibal Lector)

Luchiapets (Susan Lucci & her Chia Pet collection)

Whoopatulence (Whoopi Goldberg & Flatulence)

Adele Guy (Adele & the “Dude, you’re getting a Dell” guy)

KennyGigli (Jazz musician, Kenny G. & the movie Gigli)

Keanuvareeves (Keanu Reeves & the female contraceptive, Nuva Ring)

Lisa Kudrow Wilson (Lisa Kudrow & the late Woodrow Wilson)

Goslingling (Ryan Gosling & Lisa Ling)

Seacrestwhitestrips (Ryan Seacrest & Crest White Strips)

I think there’s a presidential election this year or something…I don’t really know. Whatever.