Babies, Burritos, and Loneliness

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Beards, Latinas, and Vegas

Shane:
We need to hang out more
Me:
I know we need to hang out but I saw on Facebook you shaved your beard off so I'm waiting until it grows back. I'm kind of weird about change and have a hard time getting used to stuff.
Me:
My mom got a perm when I was 6, and I cried. A lot.
Shane:
I knew it. I didn't know you dug the beard so much.
Me:
I mean, it's a pretty fantastic beard. If it wasn't so taboo for girls to have facial hair, I'd embrace my Latina roots way more than I do
Shane:
You're one of my favorite Latinas
Me:
SHUT UP! I'm one of my favorite Latinas too! Shane, we have so much in common, it's eerie. (You couldn't hear it, but in my head I rolled the 'R' in eerie)
Shane:
We do, fuck it, let's go to Vegas and make mistakes
Me:
Done and done. I've been making mistakes NOT in Vegas my whole life, so bringing my fuck ups to a new city doesn't scare me.
Me:
"What happens in Vegas, happens everywhere else too, just with less Elvis impersonators"
Shane:
You really are a dream woman
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