Babies, Burritos, and Loneliness

My mom told us if we got her an iPad for Mother’s Day, she...

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:05:02 -0700

My mom told us if we got her an iPad for Mother’s Day, she wouldn’t care if we got tattoos. I think she immediately regretted it.

"The less mature ENFP may need to feel they’re the constant center of attention, to confirm their..."

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:51:46 -0700

““The less mature ENFP may need to feel they’re the constant center of attention, to confirm their image of themselves as a wonderful and fascinating person.””

I’m going to be ranting nonstop about this Taylor Swift...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:46:37 -0800

I’m going to be ranting nonstop about this Taylor Swift vs. Fey/Poehler thing for at least a week.

Stressing my mom out is kind of my specialty.

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:34:10 -0800

Stressing my mom out is kind of my specialty.

Bah, humbug.

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:19:25 -0800

Bah, humbug.

"It won’t be easy, but that can’t be an excuse not to try."

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 09:10:12 -0800

“It won’t be easy, but that can’t be an excuse not to try.”

- Barack Obama

Best show ever and best DVD cover ever. If you disagree, get out...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:50:27 -0800

Best show ever and best DVD cover ever. If you disagree, get out of my life.

I wish money wasn’t a thing.

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:06:37 -0800

I wish money wasn’t a thing.

curtinly: Alan Zweibel’s response to the Gilda’s Club...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:33:53 -0800

curtinly:

Alan Zweibel’s response to the Gilda’s Club controversy

Please reblog this post and share this link to help spread the word.

Home cooked dinner. Fresh baked cookies. Clean apartment. This...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:07:24 -0800

Home cooked dinner. Fresh baked cookies. Clean apartment. This is who I am now. I’m not going to fight it. (P.S. I’m single)

My weekend project: expanding on our dining room wall art. Now...

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 18:55:34 -0800

My weekend project: expanding on our dining room wall art. Now featuring @curtneill, Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Phyllis Diller, Mel Brooks, crazy Joaquin Phoenix, and Angela Lansbury. More to come.

@Krista_Doyle is threatening to marry my mom and be my evil...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:40:58 -0800

@Krista_Doyle is threatening to marry my mom and be my evil stepmom. Naturally I’m using “The Parent Trap”(Lohan version) to make my point very clear: I am a terror to any potential step parents.

I miss my pup more than anything (she’s not dead,...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:37:34 -0800

I miss my pup more than anything (she’s not dead, she’s on the east coast)

I’m shocked by this latest development too, Mom.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:35:06 -0800

I’m shocked by this latest development too, Mom.

BEST FRIENDS

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:44:11 -0800

BEST FRIENDS

Added to my Christmas list: reliable oven mitts

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:22:25 -0800

Added to my Christmas list: reliable oven mitts

I love the magic of the holidays...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:36:56 -0800

I love this magical day before Thanksgiving when we know some houses will be completely burned down tomorrow, we just don’t know whose.

This is going nowhere fast.

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:04:59 -0800

This is going nowhere fast.

When I get out of work at 6pm and it's pitch black

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:37:49 -0800

whatshouldwecallme:

I'm in a weird mood...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:22:03 -0800

It’s been raining most of the day and I spent my afternoon baking cupcakes, drinking wine, and crying while watching an Intervention marathon. It was a pretty good day.